School Supply Aficionado Prints

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"This can't be happening! Summer is not over yet! This is cruel and unusual taunting!"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

School Days

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

In 5 Years...

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

'The only reason we're fighting the merger is we don't want to change the stationary.'

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"Scratch and sniff ... it smells like mimeograph paper."

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"Can your 3D printer makes a 2D printer that doesn't have a blinking red light?"

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Do trees poop?"

"School is loverly this time of year."

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

Lost Staple Gun

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"