School Supply Aficionado Gifts

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"This can't be happening! Summer is not over yet! This is cruel and unusual taunting!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

School Days

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

In 5 Years...

'The only reason we're fighting the merger is we don't want to change the stationary.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Scratch and sniff ... it smells like mimeograph paper."

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"School is loverly this time of year."

"Do trees poop?"

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

Lost Staple Gun

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'