School Supply Lover Gifts

"We don't have any chalk, Kevin. I ate it all."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

School Days

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

Student goes through home room sees his home.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

"Do trees poop?"

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

Back to School Bucks.

"School starts in two weeks!"

"Mom, if this is putting a strain on our finances, I could take a year off."

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

'The thing I most need to improve the educational outcomes of my class are some bright students!'

"This is getting out of hand! Every time I drive up to the school, Gracie starts crying!"