School Supply Strategist Prints

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

School Supplies and Small Loans

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

Will eat your homework for $.

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'That's the bell for round two.'

School Days

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'I don't have a dog, but I do have a dog app that eats my homework.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Soccer Moms

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery