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'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

School Supplies and Small Loans

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

School Days

'That's the bell for round two.'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'I don't have a dog, but I do have a dog app that eats my homework.'

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

'Take this back to the committee. Since this is a school I would like the mission statement to mention education.'

'Obviously, the school board is giving an unfair advantage to gifted students.'

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