School Reunion Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't mind reunions, but where have you been since last year?'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Where Are They Now?'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Original punks go to reunion

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Bell ringer.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Helen?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

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