Class Reunion Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't mind you going to the annual reunion, but where have you been since last year's?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Did you miss me?

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"I love college."

Monkey Business College

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

Bell ringer.

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

The boss is sending me back to school.

"You came back!"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'