Class Reunions Pillows

Class Reunion

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Cat Reunion

Polygamists' Picnic

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Where Are They Now?'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'So what have you been up to?'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Christmas Hugs

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

Original punks go to reunion

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

McWit Legal College

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I love college."

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Monkey Business College

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!