High School Reunions Pillows

'Arnie Smith! - You haven't changed since the day we left school!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Where Are They Now?'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

McWit Legal College

Monkey Business College

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I love college."

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

Original punks go to reunion

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."