Class Reunion Pillows

"He's wearing a life jacket just in case this brings back a flood of memories."

Class Reunion.

"At first I was wondering who all the old people are, until I realized I'm one of them."

"I liked you better as a distant memory."

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Either Bob's being defensive or he's put on a lot of weight."

"I went to the school reunion, love. Everyone else had grown up."

"Let's switch name tags and see if anyone notices."

"I see John Smith still has an identity problem."

'Wow! We all got fat and bald!!!'

Teddy Boys of '57 reunion

Welcome class of 1927!

"I see time hasn't passed you by, Meredith!"

'Wow! Look who's no longer short and stout!'

"It's always nice to meet other alumni from Screw U!"

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'Where Are They Now?'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Original punks go to reunion

McWit Legal College

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"I love college."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'