Class Reunion Gifts

"He's wearing a life jacket just in case this brings back a flood of memories."

Class Reunion.

"At first I was wondering who all the old people are, until I realized I'm one of them."

"I liked you better as a distant memory."

Class Reunion. Remember when we all used to be the same age?

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Either Bob's being defensive or he's put on a lot of weight."

"I went to the school reunion, love. Everyone else had grown up."

"Let's switch name tags and see if anyone notices."

"Cockfosters!"

"I see John Smith still has an identity problem."

'Wow! We all got fat and bald!!!'

Teddy Boys of '57 reunion

Welcome class of 1927!

"I see time hasn't passed you by, Meredith!"

'Wow! Look who's no longer short and stout!'

"It's always nice to meet other alumni from Screw U!"

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

What do you mean "give Rudy a minute"? He's doing something very delicate. Like what? He's trying to help Sadie find her old childhood friends online. He found lots of them. They're still alive! But the news is both good and bad, and he's not sure how to break it to her gently. They're ... um ... in a Facebook group called "Sadie-Survivors Support Group." What th -- I said tell me the bad news first, cretin.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Where Are They Now?'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'