Class Reunion Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't mind you going to the annual reunion, but where have you been since last year's?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Did you miss me?

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"I love college."

Monkey Business College

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Bell ringer.

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.