School Reunion Aficionado Gifts

MIT 1965

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Where Are They Now?'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Original punks go to reunion

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Bell ringer.

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Helen?"

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'