Lover Of School Reunion Tales Gifts

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Where Are They Now?'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Original punks go to reunion

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Bell ringer.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Helen?"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

Boys at Leisure

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

School boy nicknames: then and now.