Lover Of School Reunion Tales Pillows

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Where Are They Now?'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Original punks go to reunion

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Bell ringer.

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

Boys at Leisure

"Helen?"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'