School Reunion Goer Gifts

"That guy, who used to bully me at school has just taken my beer money!"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Where Are They Now?'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Monkey Business College

Original punks go to reunion

"I love college."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Helen?"

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

School boy nicknames: then and now.