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'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Where Are They Now?'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Original punks go to reunion

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Bell ringer.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Helen?"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

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