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"School's out! Nite club.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Where Are They Now?'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

Monkey Business College

Original punks go to reunion

"I love college."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Helen?"

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

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