Class Reunion Fanatic Pillows

'Well, if it isn't Frank Logan! I hear you did pretty well for yourself.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Where Are They Now?'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Monkey Business College

"I love college."

Original punks go to reunion

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

Bell ringer.

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."