Class Reunion Fanatic Pillows

'Well, if it isn't Frank Logan! I hear you did pretty well for yourself.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Where Are They Now?'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Monkey Business College

"I love college."

Original punks go to reunion

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Bell ringer.

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Helen?"

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

The boss is sending me back to school.