Attending A Class Reunion Pillows

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Where Are They Now?'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Original punks go to reunion

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Monkey Business College

"I love college."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Helen?"