High School Reunions Gifts

'Arnie Smith! - You haven't changed since the day we left school!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Where Are They Now?'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Monkey Business College

"I love college."

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

McWit Legal College

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Original punks go to reunion

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'