College Reunions Gifts

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Cat Reunion

Polygamists' Picnic

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'So what have you been up to?'

Christmas Hugs

'Where Are They Now?'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

McWit Legal College

Original punks go to reunion

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I love college."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

Monkey Business College

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."