College Reunions Mugs

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Cat Reunion

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Polygamists' Picnic

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'So what have you been up to?'

'Where Are They Now?'

Christmas Hugs

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

"I love college."

Monkey Business College

Original punks go to reunion

McWit Legal College

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!