Class Reunions Mugs

Class Reunion

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Polygamists' Picnic

Cat Reunion

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Where Are They Now?'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'So what have you been up to?'

Christmas Hugs

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Monkey Business College

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

McWit Legal College

Original punks go to reunion

"I love college."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!