Friend Reunions Gifts

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?"

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

The Zoo.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

True confessions.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I need to know who started it."