Friend Reunion Gifts

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Ok, remember, we can't ttalk about anything that matters with these guys anymore."

'Well this is embarrassing. I've completely forgotten what it was we were celebrating.'

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

The Zoo.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

True confessions.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"I think we may be related!"

Family with pets.

"I need to know who started it."