Attending Reunion Gifts

"You're a certified sexpert? I'm a certified sexpert, too!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Cat Reunion

Polygamists' Picnic

Graph Your Relatives!

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Christmas Hugs

'So what have you been up to?'

Did you miss me?

Stockwell's day

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

Mummy?!

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

"Same old crowd."

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

Remember when?... When was that?

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"