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Class Reunion

I Thought He Was Dead

At the Wilson family reunion.

"Wow, apart from a few grey hairs, your gormless face looks exactly the same."

Did you miss me?

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"Wow...I haven't seen my navel for years but he's never sent me an email."

"I see John Smith still has an identity problem."

'Wow! We all got fat and bald!!!'

"I'm watching the old boy network."

'It would be so boring here if it wasn't for reunions.'

Cronies reunited.

"It sure feels good to get the gang together."

The Old School Tie.

'Tracy is in a good mood today. She's met an old school friend who's fatter than her now.'

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

'Harriet! I haven't seen you since we were kids. You remember my little brother Mitchell, don't you?'

Lost Counter.

"You came back!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

Graph Your Relatives!

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Paul goes home for the holidays

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'