Reunion Attendee Gifts

'Over the years, class reunions have helped me lose more weight than any diet program.'

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Did you miss me?

'So what have you been up to?'

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

Mummy?!

Remember when?... When was that?

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"Same old crowd."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

There's no place like home for the holidays...

Friends and champagne

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Caf� Scene

Getting together to chew the fat.

"You came back!"

"That's your Uncle Steve. (Don't talk to him, he scares me)."

"Long time no see!"

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."