Reunion Attendee Mugs

'Over the years, class reunions have helped me lose more weight than any diet program.'

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Did you miss me?

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'So what have you been up to?'

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Mummy?!

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"Same old crowd."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Remember when?... When was that?

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

Caf� Scene

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

There's no place like home for the holidays...

Friends and champagne

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Getting together to chew the fat.

"That's your Uncle Steve. (Don't talk to him, he scares me)."

"Long time no see!"