Reunion Goers Gifts

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Graph Your Relatives!

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'So what have you been up to?'

Did you miss me?

Stockwell's day

Christmas Hugs

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"You came back!"

"We've found your birth mother."

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

A stranger calls to see me

'Meet your Uncle Roger, we haven't laid eyes on hide or hair of him since he was best man at our wedding, have we mother?'

"That's your Uncle Steve. (Don't talk to him, he scares me)."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

'Surprise!'

'Over the years, class reunions have helped me lose more weight than any diet program.'

Class Reunion

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

"Finally, a togetherie!"

What do you mean "give Rudy a minute"? He's doing something very delicate. Like what? He's trying to help Sadie find her old childhood friends online. He found lots of them. They're still alive! But the news is both good and bad, and he's not sure how to break it to her gently. They're ... um ... in a Facebook group called "Sadie-Survivors Support Group." What th -- I said tell me the bad news first, cretin.

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

"Y'know, back in my day, we didn't sit inside all the time staring at a fire..."

At the Wilson family reunion.

"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."

'Alice, you ... you haven't changed a bit!"