Reunion Goers Pillows

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Graph Your Relatives!

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Did you miss me?

Christmas Hugs

Stockwell's day

'So what have you been up to?'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"You came back!"

'Meet your Uncle Roger, we haven't laid eyes on hide or hair of him since he was best man at our wedding, have we mother?'

A stranger calls to see me

"That's your Uncle Steve. (Don't talk to him, he scares me)."

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"We've found your birth mother."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

'Surprise!'

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

Class Reunion

'Over the years, class reunions have helped me lose more weight than any diet program.'

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

"Finally, a togetherie!"

"Y'know, back in my day, we didn't sit inside all the time staring at a fire..."

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

At the Wilson family reunion.

"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."

'Alice, you ... you haven't changed a bit!"