Reunion Goer Gifts

"You're a certified sexpert? I'm a certified sexpert, too!"

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Lose enough weight to look good at your reunion before returning to your former self."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'So what have you been up to?'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Did you miss me?

'Where Are They Now?'

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

Mummy?!

Remember when?... When was that?

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"Same old crowd."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

There's no place like home for the holidays...

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

Friends and champagne

Caf� Scene

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Getting together to chew the fat.

"Long time no see!"

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."