Reunion Revelers Gifts

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Christmas Hugs

'So what have you been up to?'

Did you miss me?

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Man's evolution to the Pub.

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"You came back!"

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

Couch Potatoes

Class Reunion

'Over the years, class reunions have helped me lose more weight than any diet program.'

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

At the Wilson family reunion.

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

'Alice, you ... you haven't changed a bit!"

I Thought He Was Dead

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

Class Reunion. Remember when we all used to be the same age?

'Me, I'm in Risk Management, how about you?'

Cronies reunited.

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

'Wow! Look who's no longer short and stout!'