Reunion Reveler Gifts

"He's wearing a life jacket just in case this brings back a flood of memories."

'I went to my high school reunion over the weekend. Some of my classmates changed so much that they didn't even recognize me.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Me, I'm in Risk Management, how about you?'

'Well, if it isn't Frank Logan! I hear you did pretty well for yourself.'

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

Teddy Boys of '57 reunion

"I come to these get-togethers to see who's coming apart."

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

'My feet are killing me.'

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Jenga!!!

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

My own museum.