Retro Reveler Gifts

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Cookery books 'Delia Smith' 'Psyche-Delia smith'

Happy Hour at Harry's

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Theorbo

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Fossil record player.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Colonial Larrysburg.

You're the olive in my martini

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Tourist

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Groovy Baby

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Young Elvis

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."