Retro Reviver Gifts

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

George Michael

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Office Park

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Mick Jagger.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

'He's a square!'

Old songs made new