
"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."
Looking for a gift for a retro renovator? Our collection features fun and witty items that celebrate the vintage home makeover enthusiast in your life. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, each piece taps into their creative passion for restoring and reviving classic styles with a modern twist. Whether they’re passionate about DIY, vintage aesthetics, or nostalgic projects, these products are tailored to match their unique interests and flair.
"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."
Painting by the numbers for adults
"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"
'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'
Painting the Ceiling
'I found the termites!'
"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'
'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'
"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"
"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"
Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.
"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"
"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."
'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'
'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'
' ... and this is the half bath.'
'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'
"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."
"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."
'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'
"Yo, how's it swinging?"
"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"
"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."
'How are you doing on your side?'
'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'
"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."
Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.
Mick Jagger.
Old songs made new
"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."
Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!
"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."
"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."
Explore our collection of retro renovator mugs filled with vintage charm and witty quotes—perfect for starting their day with a smile.
Our vintage-inspired pillows add retro flair and comfort to any space—ideal for decorating a renovated room or cozy nook.
Find inspiring prints perfect for retro renovators, showcasing nostalgic design and DIY spirit—great for decorating and motivation.
Check out our retro renovator t-shirts, featuring fun, vintage-inspired designs that celebrate the renovating spirit in style.