Retro Renovator Prints

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'How are you doing on your side?'

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."