Rustic Renovator Prints

"I like the marble vanity and the wall sconces, but I think the Eurostyle features on the whirlpool take away some of its simple country charm."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Painting the Ceiling

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I found the termites!'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

'How are you doing on your side?'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

WC problem.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'