Rustic Renovator Pillows

"I like the marble vanity and the wall sconces, but I think the Eurostyle features on the whirlpool take away some of its simple country charm."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Painting by the numbers for adults

Painting the Ceiling

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I found the termites!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'How are you doing on your side?'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

WC problem.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."