Creative Renovator Prints

'Help! I've painted myself into the fireplace...'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Painting and decorating

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Painting by the numbers for adults

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

'How are you doing on your side?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

Dog Walker

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'