Style Renovators Prints

"Dad, as the Balladeering Bermudezes, we should be able to express our own identity! All of us wearing the same costume just doesn't work!"

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Like my new haircut?"

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

'How are you doing on your side?'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'