Style Renovators Gifts

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Painting the Ceiling

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I found the termites!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Like my new haircut?"

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'How are you doing on your side?'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."