Room Renovators Gifts

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Couch and Potato

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

'How are you doing on your side?'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Futons/Futoffs

WC problem.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"Renovating your bathroom?"