Room Remodeler Gifts

"I keep this room empty to incite envy."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Football addict

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

Billy's clean room.

Non Drip Paint

Rep-Tiles.

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

Oh wow. Love your work.

'It's that builder you accused of being a cowboy. He said he'll be waiting for you outside at high noon.'

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

We prefer "kitchen surface installers." not "counter-fitters."

We tore up the stone, and there was this beautiful hardwood floor underneath!

'Uh...which part of 'perfect' don't you understand?'