Room Remodeler T-Shirts

"I keep this room empty to incite envy."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Football addict

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

Billy's clean room.

Non Drip Paint

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Rep-Tiles.

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

'It's that builder you accused of being a cowboy. He said he'll be waiting for you outside at high noon.'

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

The benefits of decorating

'Uh...which part of 'perfect' don't you understand?'