Room Makeover Artist T-Shirts

The benefits of decorating

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"I've changed my mind"

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Eggshell blue

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"