Makeover Artist T-Shirts

Extreme Makeover.

I was at the beauty parlour for four hours...and that was just for the quote!

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"Amy, I see you've moved on since our divorce."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Curling your hair for no reason

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Complete Makeover

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Being Pampered.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

Non Drip Paint

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

You called? Yes, I need a new image!

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'