Makeover Artist Gifts

Extreme Makeover.

I was at the beauty parlour for four hours...and that was just for the quote!

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"Amy, I see you've moved on since our divorce."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Curling your hair for no reason

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Complete Makeover

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

Being Pampered.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

Non Drip Paint

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"So how do you like my makeover?"